As The Gnome Grown Officiant, I don’t believe in cookie-cutter vows or boring scripts. I’m here to create something whimsical, heartfelt, and totally unique to your love story with a few gnome jokes (and maybe a mushroom pun) sprinkled in for good luck.
Whether you're planning a full-blown enchanted garden party or a quiet elopement in the woods, your ceremony should feel like you.
What to Expect When You’re Gnome-ing
I’ll be your creative co-conspirator, your steady guide, and your gentle hype-goblin. My job? To make your ceremony feel like you, only a little more magical.
Weddings & Elopements
Your Ceremony, Your Way
Once you inquire, we’ll hop on a quick discovery call to chat about your vision. Whether you want light and funny, romantic and teary, or something in between, I’ll ask all the right questions to get to the heart of your story.
You reach out
No templated stuff here. Each ceremony is written from scratch. I’ll weave your personalities, stories, and quirks into something magical. You’ll have a chance to review it and make edits, of course!
I create your ceremony
When the day arrives, I show up in full gnome-grown glory (don’t worry, I clean up nicely). I’ll guide your ceremony with warmth, humor, and care, setting the tone for a celebration that feels truly special.
We gnome the big day
After the wedding, you’ll receive a digital (or printed!) copy of your ceremony script and a little gnome-blessed keepsake to commemorate the day. It’s my way of saying, “Thanks for letting me stand in your magic.”
Keepsake and kind words
I’ll be your creative co-conspirator, your steady guide, and your gentle hype-goblin. My job? To make your ceremony feel like you, only a little more magical.
Your story,
Your way
Whether you want something sweet and simple or delightfully offbeat, I’ll craft a full ceremony that feels like you. From the welcome to the vows to the ring exchange and final pronouncement, every moment is tailored to reflect your relationship. Think of it as a blend of heartfelt storytelling, joyful magic, and just enough gnome mischief to keep your guests enchanted from start to finish.
Full Wedding Ceremony
For couples who prefer fewer guests and more intimacy, elopements and micro weddings are where magic thrives. I specialize in cozy, intentional ceremonies that feel personal and sacred, whether you're exchanging vows in your backyard, deep in the woods, or atop a mountain. No stress, no expectations: just you, your love, and one enthusiastic gnome to seal the deal.
Elopements and Micro Weddings
Dreaming of a cottagecore vow exchange in a mossy glen? Want to dress like forest fae or host a whimsical tea party wedding? Say less. I’m all in. As a fantasy-loving officiant with a wardrobe full of gnome hats, I absolutely adore helping couples bring their creative visions to life. Whatever your aesthetic, enchanted forest, magical academia, whimsical garden, I’ll match the mood and craft a ceremony that feels like it stepped out of a storybook.
Fantasy and Theme Weddings
You’ve already said “I do,” but maybe you want to say it again with more laughter, more perspective, and maybe a little more glitter. Vow renewals are a beautiful way to honor the growth you’ve experienced as a couple. Whether it’s been five years or fifty, I’ll create a ceremony that celebrates your journey and brings a little gnome-grown magic to the next chapter of your love story.
